Sure you're gaining weight just around your stomach and having morning sickness. But you can't really be sure you're pregnant. You want a test that you can rely on more than your own senses. 

Looks like God decided to save two boy lions during the great flood. So does that mean that homosexuality isn't a sin any more? Or does He just not know that only boy lions have manes? 

School is overrated! Be cool! Leave school! 

This looks like a mistake. But then you realize that the sign reads, "Could not connect to translator service" in the OG language. So it's all good! 

These are two unfortunately placed flamingos. Unless you're trying to draw people's attention to your business. Then it's more effective than the word "juicy" written across your butt! 

Don't look up. Or do. Just know that you're not going to like what you see. 

This seems like a really unfortunate design choice. But then you realize that the person who created this design is trying to subliminally influence you. That you'll be so excited about these bathing suits that you'll "shit yourself." 

Looks like Grandma's into some really kinky stuff. Door handles on your knockers. It's the next step up from nipple clamps. 

Beware of this baby cyborg. She looks cute and cuddly. But really, she's been sent from the future to destroy us all. 

What looks like poor print placement is actually genius design. How many times have you ruined a perfectly good white dress by shitting all over it? With this dress you can shit yourself as much as you want and have the flowers hide it!!

Never, ever buy your baby shower cake from an erotic bakery. Unless you're planning on trying to make another baby. Then the dick cake that says "weed" on it is the best cake you can get! 

What game are children playing? Hide and go seek because they're being hunted for sport? Or duck duck goose, but with shotgun bullets? 

Now we know why this balloon creature is smiling. This gives new meaning to "getting blown"! 

Kids. A leaner meat compared to chicken and beef. Guess there's no vegetarian option? 

When you want to incorporate a work out into going to the bathroom. Those extra few steps to the TP roll make all the difference! FitBit says so! 

When you think you're alone and ask for a sign. Then the sign tells you you are alone, because you forgot your glasses. Pink on pink is poor planning! 

Poor Rocco. He's destined to wander this earth, unable to return home. His goal, while visible, is ultimately inaccessible. This children's coloring book is deep!

It's very generous of Jessica to put her family on the menu. "Now seating Donner party of four!" Bon Appetite! 

Maybe an underground parking garage isn't the best place for a solar powered parking meter? If it never works does that mean you never have to pay for parking? 

This door is just shoddy design. Honestly, the placement of the peep hole makes it so hard to look through! Seriously! 

When you want to show men and women working together in the most sexist way possible. Because nothing says "man" like a tie. Doesn't matter where it is.