Are you in need of some pictures that'll make you stop and say, "whaaaaat?" If we're being honest... of course you aren't. No one needs something like this going into their brain vault. But do you want it? Of course you do. As strange and uncomfortable with yourself as you may be, there are always those out there willing to remind you that you're a beacon of normalcy in comparison.
"I was a bit alarmed this stranger stole my phone from my pocket then captured an image of me while I was asleep and completely vulnerable. But hey, I looked good AF in the pic. What was I supposed to do, report him and not get all those sweet Insta likes?"
You think Farmville is the most annoying game people try to get you to play on Facebook? Not even close. This game is way more annoying. If you want to say something, just say it. You don't need to trick people into asking.
You see how one of his comments has four likes and another has 15? Those aren't his friends and family laughing at his joke. Those are alternate accounts this person made to make themselves feel better.
In what universe did this guy think this would have worked?
"You know, now that you mention it, I do have more than just platonic feelings for you. Thank God you placed me in this uncomfortable situation, otherwise I would have never thought to take you out of the friend zone."
These images are making me question my world view. The most baffling one is the picture at the top right. The father of the bride looks ecstatic his daughter is marrying a fictional character. And things are only going to get stranger from here.
Told ya it was gonna get stranger. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover... usually. But when the cover of the book has an octopus eating a baby, it's safe to make some assumptions. From the time it took me to see this guy then look down and read the video description I was already 100% positive what this was going to be about.
Fun fact: Faygo is the official soda pop of the Insane Clown Posse. The more you enjoy Faygo, the more likely you are to be a Juggalo. If you doubt this, take a gander at that ICP plush pillow proudly placed on the sofa.
I can only assume he's crying because it's the first time he heard a recording of himself singing. We all think we sound great in the car or in the shower. But when you lay vocals down on a track... that audio is brutally honest.
This image may seem like it makes absolutely no sense. On the contrary, it makes all the sense in the world. What's the point of having a super obscure vinyl collection if you can't show it off to strangers at a gentrified coffee shop?
Someone got into an argument online and got this in their DMs. Well, it turns out the earth must be flat, after all. I don't want to get on your bad side, My Chemical Romance roadie that took three mall karate classes.
"No, I said, 'Dear,' not 'Deer.' You know what, it was my own damn fault. I should have known how you are and not gotten your hopes up. Just please stop jumping in front of the car while I'm backing it out of the driveway."