Abort ship! Abort ship! Wait, can we give him some points for willing to go down on her? I mean, he could have tried to be the sea and had her be the boat. Maybe he is a gentleman after all? Nah, probably not.
Boy bye! She isn't worried about you and your needs, she is looking for a promotion. So, unless you are able to help her with that, take a step back. Ain't nobody got time for your dumb questions. This girl has goals and dreams, so step out of her way.
Please show me your duck! What kind of duck? Like a cute white one? A little duckling? One of those gross black ones with the weird red neck? If it's that kind, I don't want to see it, but anything other duck, whip it out baby!!!
Hey men. Next time you say that we are crazy, please remember that you made us this way. You have driven us to such a state that we literally want to rip you apart and murder you. And you read this article. Can you blame us?