"When I was your age, we didn't have the flower crown filter! If we wanted to make it look like we were at Coachella, we had to pick the flowers ourselves! And it was uphill both ways! You kids have it easy when it comes to pretending to be at a rock fest!"
We feel bad for our ancestors who had to feel alone and excluded without the aid of technology. It must have been so much harder for them! Primitive man had to rely on cave drawings to be able to tell when everyone else pretty much hated him.
Maybe your milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard if it was actually your milkshake. This milkshake is clearly from Dairy Queen. You have to be your authentic self. If you didn't learn that from Kellis' popular song, then you've learned nothing.
"I'm totally studying for finals right now! We're getting texted on our knowledge of American history. It's specifically that time in history when Barack Obama got a boob job and started weightlifting."
Eventually, dogs and their owners start looking alike. The lesson in this photo? If you're going to get a dog, make sure that dog has a human face. That way, you'll look less terrifying when you start to look like it.