It’s hard to tell if this person was trying to fool people into thinking the lamp posts melted, or if they genuinely didn’t understand it was an art installation. If those posts got to their melting point, this person would also have melted.
Oh, girl. You’re such a liar. The days of blaming the dog are long gone. You’re clearly posed in this picture. Oh, and somehow while the dog was snapping photos of you with its nose, it managed to add a “winterize” filter? Yeah, totally believable.
I’m pretty sure Obama was too busy running the country to take the time to look at your high school extracurricular activities. Also, why end that ridiculous statement with a sad emoji? Meeting Obama is an honor!
Oh, this guy is the worst. Yeah, what a gentleman. Let’s talk about women’s “fragile insecurity” to try to cover up my blatant performance anxiety. The only individual who should be taking notes on this guy is his psychiatrist.
Well, they’re right. It’s not a painting, it’s Photoshop. There is no such thing as an Angolan Witch Spider. This is actually a photo of a wolf spider that’s been blown up and superimposed onto the side of this house.