Add a dash of "stuck in the '90s" and you're good to go! Seriously. We can cut it out with the flannel already.
"Excuse me, eh? Soory. It seems as if my car might have been hit by your bus. Soorry for being in the way, eh?"
Leave it to Tumblr to ask the tough questions. Why doesn't America have a maple syrup reserve? Where will we be in an emergency? You don't want to wait to prepare for a worst case scenario!
You should have seen Mattel's original draft of Canada Barbie. She was wearing a parka and a toque. Tim Bits sold separately!
Asking for a friend... Yeah, that's it... A friend...
Canada doesn't have Labor Day. They have Labour Day. Completely different thing. Why would there be an extra "u" if it wasn't different?
Fun Fact: Justin Trudeau is just two beavers standing on each other wearing a trench coat. The more you know, huh?
America is better than Canada. Need evidence? Americans don't sell their milk in actual bags. USA! USA!
...And that's how babies are made. Not regular human babies. Evil Canadian babies that are the spawn of a moose and the Devil himself.
How much is it in inches? How much is it in feet? Now how much is it in the population of Canada?
Getting hit by a flying bear is the second leading cause of death. The first leading cause of death? Getting hit by a flying moose.
"Give me a fix. Just a taste. I'm not addicted. I can stop anytime I want. I just don't want to stop."
Canada is trying to escape from America? Bye, Felicia! We don't need America's hat to keep us warm! USA! USA!
The upside to living in Canada? You never have to look for a place to cool your beer. Maybe it's not such a bad place after all?
Where was that wallet traveling when it was away from its owner? Why did it collect so many souvenirs? We have questions. We want answers.