The Super Bowl is the big game where the winner becomes the champion of the NFL. And it's watched by millions of people, most of whom spent all day eating pizza, wings, nachos and anything else they could find. And all that eating is what eventually leads to the Super Bowel.
This tattoo reminds you of that you that you shouldn't be afraid to take chances. Unless you're taking a chance by hiring a tattoo artist who can't spell. In that case, it might be best to play it safe.
God has many remarkable powers, including the ability to create life and the ability to be omniscient. But some of God's powers get overlooked. Mostly notably, people forget that God has the ability to turn any living person into fudge.
Is this guy a really big fan of Harry Potter and wanted a lightning bolt on his forehead, or a fan of Christmas and wanted a Christmas tree on his forehead? Perhaps he's both, and couldn't make up his mind. So he got something that resembles neither.
For some reason, this guy got tattoos of extra nipples to go along with his real nipples. But perhaps he only got the tattoos of fake nipples in order to make his real ones feel slightly less useless. If that's the case, this man is possibly a hero.
Hipsters often get accused of wearing fake glasses in order to have a certain "look." But this guy went one step further. But why didn't get the tattoo to extend behind the ears? If you're going to get a tattoo as a joke, you've got to commit to it.
Sometimes all you want to do is give up, but a little voice is telling you to keep going anyway. And sometimes you need to silence that voice with a tattoo that says, "Never don't give up." It might be just the encouragement you need.
"Oh no! I've got a big anatomy test coming up, but can't remember the names of the parts of the body! Even the ones that even a kindergartner knows! If only there was some way I could make a little cheat sheet..."
It's easy to make fun of this botched song title and botched artist name, but maybe it's not botched at all. Someone needs to call the actual Jon Bovi and find out if he ever said the quote, "it's is my life." Then we can settle this once and for all.
We probably shouldn't criticize this guy's tattoo too much. After all, the first three words are all spelled correctly. Spelling one word wrong isn't great for an earthllng, but it's not bad for a martian.