You pretty much live in your jeans. You have to take them off with the jaws off life, that's how much time you spend in your jeans. When people see you without your jeans, they ask you, "Hey did something happen between you two?" because everyone assumes you guys broke up. You haven't. You're just not wearing them.
11. You Save Your Feet From So Much Pain By Not Wearing Heels
High heels can make your feet look like you went line dancing in broken glass. But you don't have to worry about that, because you wear flats. Comfy, comfy flats that would never even dream of doing anything mean to your feet.
When you're low maintenance, you don't have to spend half of your evening figuring out what to do with your evening. Staying in is just fine! Figuring out what to watch on Netflix might be a different story though....