Sometimes making eye contact with someone on the subway is the worst. But there is a rule that if you both make eye contact with someone and then look away, you’ll have a good twenty seconds or so to stare at them because they’ll not look back in your direction out of embarrassment.
This is a pretty good deal for everyone else at the pub. Seriously, people who incessantly take photos of their food in a public restaurant are infuriating. Why don’t you just eat it like people used to do with food before social media?
I’ve pulled this stunt once or twice or 3,000 times. Sometimes you just don’t have anywhere else to put it. Okay, I get not accepting sock money, but some people would actually pay to have something that even touched a boob.
Beauty “The Rapist+ — never have I heard a sex offender have such a delicate first name. Really, this place shouldn’t be hiring people like that. Women don’t usually like getting their makeup done by heavy-breathing men with raging hard-ons.
The person who made this sign deserves their own prize. For a driver, the second most annoying thing in the world is someone who parks like an inconsiderate a**hole. Of course, the first is an inconsiderate a**hole driver … you know, cause they could actually kill you.
Well, if you’re trying to get more patrons to come in and looks at your art, calling them “twats” is probably not the best way to go about it. Or here’s another option, charge for the alcohol. Plus, art always looks better after you’ve downed a few.
I’m guessing Shoreditch must be the equivalent of Williamsburg, Brooklyn when it comes to hipsters. They forgot to tell the hipsters not to bring their own typewriters into the café. Yeah, some hipsters actually do that.