You know, maybe the Amish are onto something. They don't watch the tragedy that is the evening news. They can't online stalk an ex-boyfriend and see that his new girlfriend is hot and is also five years younger than you. They don't have to buy expensive video games for their kids. If only I could rock that outfit.
Why was the 2nd floor an afterthought? Not just that, but the whole order of the buttons is off. Maybe it was the elevator designer's last day on the job and he just didn't give AF? If that's the case, way to stick to them!
I love Bill Murray and I love this idea even more. This is a great way to bring comic relief to the Olympics. Watching a pedestrian try to compete against the pros would be hilarious. Watching them try to curl, fence and wrestle would be silly but also very dangerous. Who wants to suggest this?
If you are feeling down and out, look at Olympian's derp faces. It will really make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. They may be more talented than you, but they make the dumbest faces ever!
Momma knows you best. So before you even walked into picture day, she knew what you were going to do. And in the end, you still picked a weird quote. Next time, listen to your momma. Or don't because this is hilarious.