Why is it so disappointing to find out that the Great Wall of China has an end? And that's just it? It kind of stops at the sea? We honestly thought that it goes on forever. The next thing you know, someone's going to tell us you can't see it from space and that's just a thing that kids made up and not a real fact....
Life hack: Don't have a name, and then you can never get hit on by people you aren't interested in. There's one downside to it, though. If you don't have a name, you can't flirt with people you are interested in.
The next time you see someone with perfectly braided hair, just know that they had to conjure the devil to do it. And know that the devil put a lot of work into it. So the next time you see the devil, just give him a, "Hey. Good job." He'll appreciate it more than you know!
This is what happens when your mom joins Facebook. Only old people would offer someone closure. It's like, duh, just "unfollow" and ghost the other person and never tell them why you're mad at you like a normal person!
It's always fun learning how different cultures around the world do different things! It's like finding out how they celebrate Christmas, but with murder instead. Now how do you say, "Help, I'm being killed!" in all of those languages? Oh, they're all still just English?
You can't pick and choose which 1920s fads you want to bring back. You have to have all of them or none of them. You can't have just flappers. You can only have flappers and the rise of fascism in Europe, or you can have no flappers at all.
The Germans have a very specific word for every human emotion, and they all have something to do with sausages. The Germans, however, have no word for "love" or "hug." Language is a very interesting thing, huh?
Everyone knows that this is clearly not true. Africa is obviously a continent. Disney still made it up for the movie, but then they turned it into a theme park and you can go there. It's, like, even on the map! Obviously!
You can apologize all you want Zappos, but that's not going to make this guy's life any better. He's going through severe anguish now. There's literally nothing worse than not being able to receive a Zappos delivery. Literally nothing.
Thank goodness someone made this handy checklist of things to throw! It's a useful reference you can go to when you're trying to figure out how to handle different situations in your life. That way you don't have to think, "Do I throw a brick at someone who needs to get with the times... or is it a match?"