You say that you are goth, but how goth are you? You can't just put on some eyeliner, black clothes and put on Marilyn Manson and claim to be goth. It's so much bigger than that. Show me your raven and then we will talk.
Look, you don't mess around for Halloween. This isn't just fun and games, this is HALLOWEEN. You say goodbye to your friends and family for a month prior and you go in. So if there is anyway you can save some money in the process, you'll take it.
If you pull up to a house and this is what they are giving out, they are in trouble. They deserve eggs and toilet paper for the rest of the night. Halloween is not a time to try to be healthy, so get some candy or leave the neighborhood NOW.
I need me a goth girlfriend. A goth girlfriend with a pet rat. One with sharp nails and who wears my blood around her neck. A girlfriend that shares her makeup with me and has a lifetime supply of chains and corsets. Is that too much to ask for? Where have all the good goth girlfriend's gone?
Cool, so do funeral arrangements come with the admission fee? I'm just trying to prepare the family. No? Okay well, they will just have to deal. It's Halloween and I am open to any level of terror so BRING IT ON!
You want to really frighten people? Tell them that you are vulnerable. That you are scared to end up alone. Tell them all about your daddy issues and that it is hard for you to trust. They will run from you for sure.