You can never get enough attention. All the attention in the world would never be enough. These posts will make you feel better if you're not getting the attention you both need and deserve. Just kidding. Nothing will make you feel better if you're not getting the attention you need and deserve.
We have two modes in life - getting attention and not getting attention. Trust us, you don't want to see us on the not getting attention mode. It's ugly.
"Hi, you didn't pay enough attention to me and I died from lack of attention. So now my blood is on your hands. I literally died and now you have to plan my funeral so that I can finally get the attention that you never gave to me in my life. Thanks."
"Please let me know roughly what time I can expect you to give you the attention I so desperately need. I need to schedule it in my calendar. I want to make sure that I don't have any overlapping attention appointments. My day is full of them!"
Symptoms include: hyperventilating because nobody is looking at you. The condition can be fatal if not addressed immediately. Post on social media every two minutes and see a doctor (so the doctor can pay attention to you).
...And so Margaret sat in front of that doorbell all day, just ringing the bell. The attention she needed came, and when it was over, she just asked for some more. She sat in front of that doorbell until she died. But at least she died happy.
Some people have a dolphin or a deer as their spirit animal. Other people have a giant husky wearing a tiara and skirt as their spirit animal. We all have our own journeys in life. No one's journey is any better than another's.
The first step to achieving your New Year's resolution is to write it down. The second step to achieving your New Year's resolution is to turn it into a meme. The third step is having that meme go viral. Congrats! You just got the attention you were asking for!
If we could have one wish in the world, it would be to have the same amount of attention as the Cash Me Ousside Girl. Seriously, that girl is like a prodigy at making people notice her. How does she manage to do it? Can we learn her secrets too?
Clap your hands if you believe that we should be noticed more often! Clap your hands if you believe that we should be noticed more often! It's working! People are paying attention and we're coming back to life!