Let's learn about kerning. It's the practice of adjusting space between lines of text to make it more visually appealing. Seems easy enough, right? Well, as we're about to find out, it can go so terribly, terribly wrong.
You may have seen this and thought it was a simple mistake. Then you remembered that it had a period. Then you realized these Starbucks employees were cheeky, pun-loving degenerates. They're lucky their tea is so delicious.
You know how there are shotgun weddings where you force a groom to marry the bride? I guess you can do that with faith, too. Call me new-fashioned, but I think guns should be left out of most relationships.
I mean, even when it heals up, you can still use your finger. To start. Then, slide it on in nice and slowly. Don't forget to pull out when you finish. You don't want to leave your debit card in the machine, after all.
I didn't realize Walmart became so lenient with the smut in their electronics department. When I was in high school I couldn't even get Green Day CDs from them because they had curse words. My, how the times have changed.