Nothing quite like using mundane objects to make art. The price of a higher education includes moments of pure artistry. Moments when plastic cups become more than plastic cups and dirty laundry is the climactic piece of your dorm room.
College teaches us to get our priorities straight. It's a time where we learn what we should value and what we ought to put first, above all else. It's also a time where we learn that tacos will always be there for us, no matter how hard these four years get.
3. Nobody Else Gets To Wear The Majestic Cap Of Infinite Wisdom
Thousands of dollars and drowning in debt are worth it when we end our four years wearing the cap of infinite wisdom. Our blood is part alcohol by then and our mind has retained some of what we learned. We hold on to this hat dearly because removing it means we need to start looking for a job.
4. Where We'll Learn To Research From The Best Sources
We all try to blend in during high school, but during college everything changes. It's where we'll find our sense of style to stand out in a crowd. And if it's anything like this guy's newfound style, we should all consider higher education.
Forget bars and drag shows. College is the place where we will get to master the art of cross-dressing. Where men will learn to pull off sick-green-colored dresses and how to rock bobbed hair a la Velma from Scooby Doo.
You don't need to wait until graduation to know you're not getting a job. Higher education comes with departments telling you this way before that special day. Who cares if you are spending thousands of dollars and getting out with no specialized skills? What matters is saying that you have gone to college during boring parties.
College is where women can say enough to inequality. It's where they'll drink booze out of bottles if they must and beat the guy sipping his wine delicately from a real glass. You can just feel the wind of change in every frat party everywhere.
This is the time where we learn about solidarity. That we must be supportive when those closest are going through a rough time. College is also the place where we learn that floral wraiths, gold rapper-like necklaces, and graduation robes go well together.
Higher education is a moment in our life when our self-respect is at its best. Where our underwear and the online world meet. And where our online reputation will flourish for our future bosses to see.
Where else are we to learn how to drown in debt than in college? Where else are we to learn useless skills that will get us a 9 to 5 job that will kill our drive for anything worth pursuing? Where else can we accumulate life-long debt?