Back in the day, the troublemaker in class was put in the corner with a dunce cap. In this class, troublemakers are meant to hold themselves and their desk up by the strength of their own legs until the lesson is over.
“We’re going to be looking for two bodies instead of just one if you make me smell those, Steve,” said this disgusted bloodhound. Oh, the things dogs put up with from us. This may be the best ad I’ve ever seen in my life.
This guy is really pushing the limits. But, that response was savage AF. They probably caught him two hours after this was posted. You probably shouldn’t be using social media when you’re on the run from the cops.
Oh, boy. When I see this I can’t help but remember that scene from See No Evil, Hear No Evil, when Richard Pryor’s character, who is blind, pretends he just found out that he was black. He gets up in a crowded subway car and screams, “I’m not white?!”
Sometimes I try to memorize the exact placement of my leftovers when I put them in the fridge, so I can spot if one of my roommates got at it. You know what? We should all probably just start taking pictures of the leftovers for comparison. Oh, but where is all the trust in this world?