The best way to die with dignity is to not be rude. But when you make so many other people happy at the expense of one, is that really rude?
Okay, it totally is. But it was worth it.
These pictures side by side are meant to knock someone. The problem is I can't tell who. I guess that means both. Sorry, you derpy cuties.
This guy couldn't resist taking a selfie in this broken mirror. At least I hope the mirror is broken. Otherwise he's gonna have a lot of explaining to do when his Tinder date sees him in person.
"More like the 'Philosopher's Kidney Stone,' right?"
[Not even crickets make a noise.]
"Whatever. I'll take three, please. My hamsters will love me."
This is where we are, folks. This is how you make modern art. I shouldn't have switched to contact lenses, because I could have sold my spectacles for a fortune apparently.
The silliest part of this picture is Bond's hand. It looks like they digitally removed the gun from it. But they left a massive one in the logo. Priorities, man.
Yeah, this cost them an "A," which cost them their scholarship, which cost them several career opportunities. But you know what? No one will ever question their metal credentials ever again.
Is this wrong? Absolutely. Is this hilarious? Absolutely. Sometimes things can be complicated. Doesn't mean we can't punch our ticket to hell laughing at them.
"Hi, Grandma. I wanted to wish you a happy birthd-"
[Guy walks by in slow motion.]
"Huh, what? Look, I'm gonna have to call you back."
There are a lot of ways making your own wine can go wrong. Spills are a common one. Murder most foul? His poor wife must have had so many questions for how it came to this.
Okay, maybe he doesn't have the body that other guy does. But you know what ladies like? Bad boys. And as you can see, it doesn't get any badder than this.
Deadly animals can sometimes be quite adorable. This isn't one of those times. Best to keep your hands in the boat, buddy.
You say I have a drinking problem? I say you're not drinking seriously enough. At least this keeps it from spilling, which can lead to all sorts of other problems....
Hate to tell ya, but he is. That's the thing with dad jokes. They're corny, but we can't help but love them.
It's one thing to make the occasional dad joke in private settings. But taking the puns on the road? That's a commitment to their craft I can't fathom.