You are expecting a regal lion and you are presented with a less noble carnation creation. At least this lion will give you a laugh, and that is priceless. EVEN THOUGH YOU SPENT FIFTY DOLLARS IN THE PROCESS.
14. Honesty Is Never The Best Policy When You Buy Online
You can clean your pores while terrifying the internet at the same time. Online shopping isn't always sunshine and rainbows, but it's the best thing that has ever happened to our compulsive money-spending habits. We bow down to express shipping.