Rearranging the alphabet may sound like a cool idea, but it's never going to happen. it's just a crazy fantasy. If someone can't have a realistic view of the alphabet's current order, they're probably not worth dating.
In any case, it would probably be a bad idea to have the sun go down on you. In fact, any sort of sexual relations with the sun should be completely out of the question. Unless you're someone who enjoys feeling a burning sensation.
It's kind of unfair of her to end the call so quickly. After all, it appears that she matched herself up with a robot. And since it's seeking love, it appear to be a huge breakthrough in robot technology.
The really confusing part here is how a leg could be become either breakfast of lunch. Is she now walking around with one leg made of scrambled eggs, and one made of soup and a BLT sandwich? This exchange really raises more questions than answers.
There's no way these two people should actually follow through with going on this date. Or they could go on the date, get married, and star in the reboot of Married With Children. Either of those two options would be acceptable.
Sometimes you don't need a clever response in order to savagely shut someone down. In some cases, three little letters are all you need. But when he finds someone who appreciates that bucket joke, he'll know he has something special.