"Could I do this some other time? Yeah, I could. But I've found I have a much easier time sleeping during the day with all the shade I cast around the apartment. You've actually done me a favor, so thanks."
"I would have done the chores, but I got distracted by all the errors in your note. Maybe if you could construct a simple sentence and spell correctly, this place would be cleaner. Who's the real villain here?"
This person could have done the minimal effort of clearing their neighbors' steps as well. Instead, they chose to let the world know who's the responsible tenant. Why do more work just because someone else is too busy grading notes instead of doing their chores?
When you pour your heart out to someone, this likely isn't what you expected to get back. They hoped their ex would return their affections, instead they got a lecture on syntax. This is what happens when you date English majors.
This is a gloriously satisfying petty revenge story. This girl was dumped by the guy who was about to take her to prom. He already bought her ticket so he asked for a refund. This is how she gave it to him. It ain't right, but it's so delicious.
It feels right after a breakup to go through your social media and delete all the photos of your ex. However, that's just running from your problems. This girl found it was more therapeutic to go back and change the captions on all the pics. Seems like she got over him in record time.
You'd think throwing shade is a needless venture that doesn't result in anything positive. Well, check yourself, because you're wrong. Before throwing shade, this person didn't know how to use Photoshop and now they're an expert. That's a useful skill, you know.
I don't mean to sound cynical, but I always assume most advertisements are lying to me. But I'm too meek to call them on their BS. Not this hero. They care enough about the truth that they carry a freaking ruler with them to lunch.
Anyone else would have just tried to collect unemployment. This guy spent his life savings on a new business venture just to stick it to his old bosses. Again, this proves throwing shade can result in a better life.
Let's face it, Yelp is meant to let people vent and be petty. But remember: when leaving a scathing review there are human beings that will read this. And some of those human beings can be just as petty as you. If you're not in it for the long shade-throwing haul, abide by the golden rule.