Some teachers are way funnier than their students. I like to think it's a defense mechanism. Humor is the only way to deal with the depression that comes with thinking what the future must hold if these kids are the ones to inherit it. So while this teacher may be laughing on the outside, chances are he or she is weeping on the inside.
Some teachers are clever and funny with how they deal with their trouble students. Other teachers stopped putting up with BS a long, long time ago. They're still funny, but in a much different, angrier way.
If you're the person from that last image, you do not want to touch this beer. Mainly because it shouldn't exist. Absolute zero is a theoretical state, and you'd possibly put the whole world at risk finding something that cold.
Screw you, sign. I don't like the taste of champagne, and you won't shame me for it. Who cares if I'm only lashing out as a manner of projection because I secretly know you're right? Get bent, you chalky chump.
I hope this is the part of the train station they send you when you can't pay the fee. I hope they also show you this caption. I'd say the walking will at least be good exercise, but a burn this rough already took off enough calories.
Damn, it's enough you took a hummer from the criminals. Now you have to gloat about it? I actually feel bad for the drug dealers. Imagine if they get arrested again and have to sit in the backseat of their own car? The irony!
Sometimes you burn yourself. It's okay, that's a healthy thing to do. If you don't take yourself too seriously, it won't hurt as much as when others roast you. They can't get to you if you get to yourself first.
Some people actually ask the internet to roast them. Then, there are guys that are asking to be roasted in an entirely different way. She would have slid into his DMs, but figured it'd be best to get all this on public record.