You would think that she would feel that the iron wasn’t hot. Maybe she suffers from congenital insensitivity to pain (CIPA), in which case, that is just sad. I’m pretty sure that’s not the case though.
If you haven’t watched that Werner Herzog documentary about texting and driving…do it. If you actually just rear end a cop car, the first thing you should do is not f***ing text your friend. That’s how they caught you!
Is this what happens when you put pleather pants in the dryer? This dryer sacrificed itself to take down your poor fashion choice. But really, you should probably not stand around and take pictures of this, rather, you know, put it out.
This dad doesn’t have a green thumb. Please, look at an image of a daffodil and explain to me how you get those two confused. He probably just wanted it for dinner and this was his “subtle” way of showing that.
I’m embarrassed for this person. Please, if you are going to lie, it better be fool-proof. Google image search is a powerful tool, and now you’ve established yourself as a powerless tool at work. Lie better.