Damn! Did he use a stencil? This burn is perfection incarnate.
So which way is he trying to point? We're confused. Left or right?
Some people see a sunburn. Some people see an opportunity to draw on their friend and make her look funny. It's all at how you look at the world!
We all want to be Superman. Some of us more than others. That's commitment!
This is the face of an optimist. When life gives you sunburns, make... more sunburns?
Go big or go home! If you're not going to sunburn the Mona Lisa onto your torso, why even tan at all? There's literally no point.
And here we have a classic piece of art. This was created on a canvas of some dude's body. This should be on display at the Louvre.
That's one way to show your team pride! It's not the best way. But it's definitely one way!
Did you get a funky tan line from wearing a high fashion bathing suit? The solution to your problem is simple! Turn your funky tan line into a high-fashion tan line! It's fashion! Anything goes!
You're only an idiot if you don't wear sunscreen and let yourself get burned this badly. Then you absolutely deserve this branding. It's etched in with the awesome fire of the sun.
Wearing a bikini as a joke is all fun and games until this happens. Then you can never be rid of your shame. Never.
Big deal. It's an arrow to his face. So what?
Oh...wait...now we see it.
How much work went into this burn? How long did that spoon have to stay so perfectly still? We have so many questions. We demand answers.
Suck at what? Putting on sunscreen? Ooh! Sick burn on top of a sick burn!
Let this be a warning to all women who want to purchase a fancy bathing suit. Don't do it, otherwise this will be you. And you don't want that, do you?