She's too old to be dating skater boys, yet you can tell that she does. She will grow out of it one day. When she is 40 and dating an ex-pro skater who is currently living in his car, she will learn to move on.
Congratulations, you passed the initial inspection. But then when they got under the hood, they realized that you were a lemon. It's cool, you are just going to have to figure out how to make lemonade.
Will the real Slim Shady please drink some bleach? At least you guys found each other. These boys, all different ages, body types and ethnic backgrounds all found the same kind of douche. Congratulations.