Always try to find the silver (or in Tay Tay's case, platinum) lining. Most people don't get catchy song lyrics stuck in their head when their lives are irrevocably changed. So... that's something, right?
Pro tip: Don't fat shame. Especially don't fat shame someone with this level of confidence and wit. She can always do a juice cleanse. They don't make wigs for that parking lot between your forehead furries.
My favorite part about this is that there isn't an apostrophe. So, that "Bitch Ass" doesn't belong to him, it is him. When you have a woman who can insult you using correct grammar, you hold on to her. Also. be sure to sign a prenup.
"Oh, it's a little chilly in the winter? You want to go somewhere warmer. Sure thing...let me just recall how much I paid for that hotel in Times Square in April and I'll come up with a fair price for ya."