It happens to all of us. You're going about your day, thinking nothing can go wrong, and then it happens. Danger is imminent, and you have no way of preventing it from happening. Racing through your mind is all the things you should have done differently in your life. Like maybe you should have gotten a couple extra hours of sleep. Or maybe you shouldn't have skipped breakfast. Or maybe you should have remembered to wear a protective cup before playing baseball.
Was the psychic fair really cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances? Or was it cancelled because nobody wanted to talk with psychics who were unable to foresee circumstances? We tried asking our crystal ball, but couldn't find the answer.
As hard as it may be to believe, this is not a cartoon character. This is a real life person, who actually decided this would be a good idea. We can only hope that he has no desire to father any additional children.
This driver is going to get into some big trouble for ignoring the clearance height of this overpass, completely wrecking the truck. And then the driver will get into more trouble for causing their business name to be a huge lie. Which one is worse, we'll never know.
This could be a giant gorilla upset at human for taking some photos of her kids. On the other hand, perhaps this mother gorilla hired a photographer to take some Sears-style family portraits to send out to friends and family. After all, why should humans get to be the only one who appear in awkward family photos?
"Hmm...I need to teach kids about how to save paper. Should I send them an email, or at the very least print all the instructions on a single sheet? Nah, the best way to convey this is message is definitely through irony."
Don't you hate it when you need to go from your bedroom to the living room, but first you have to go all the way to the stairs? And don't you hate it even more when you try to create a shortcut by cutting a hole in your bedroom floor, but the hole is too small and you get stuck forever in an in-between state of being in two rooms at once, unable to ever leave? That is the worse!
What's the scariest moment you can have while riding a bicycle? As it turns out, the number one answer is that moment when the bicycle suddenly turns into a unicycle. Although if this happens and you find out you're actually good at it, be sure to quit whatever you're doing and immediately join the circus.
Well, for the record, it only said that it "washes easily off skin." The bottle doesn't say anything about whether it will or will not leave a permanent purple residue all over your face for the rest of your life. So this lawsuit is far from an easy victory.
Watching a piece of cheesecake slip off your plate is one of the most helpless feelings you can experience in life. Because that means all that cheesecake is about to go to waste. Or, to be more accurate, it means you're about to eat a bunch of cheesecake that fell on the floor, and hope that nobody judges you.