Well... maybe not everyone. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but come on. At least give the guy a free snack or something for this. You just won like 19 for free. You could stand to try to build up some good karma.
This is bad luck whether it's a private or public toilet. If it's private, you just lost your last roll and have to go to the supermarket while holding it in. If it's the public restroom at the grocery store... the fact you even had to resort to that already shows the state of your luck.
There's no bad luck worse than when it affects your vehicle. It's your livelihood and allows you the freedom to go where you choose. You can still take the bus, sure, but we've already seen how that can end up.
WTF is wrong with people? I know we all live busy lives, but maybe take some time out for yourself to eat dinner and dessert in a dining room and not on your dashboard. Your insurance provider will thank you for it.
This guy gets it. Sometimes you may think you're having the worst day ever, but that's all just a state of mind. Remember: when life gives you lemons, if they fall on the floor, you pick that s**t back up and eat it.