We've all dealt with stupid in our lives. Hopefully very few of us have dealt with it to such a degree we resort to advocating physical assault with a deadly weapon on a very public sign. Maybe time for a vacation, pal.
"Huh. Guess I better just move o... wait a minute. That's exactly what someone with stuff worth stealing would say! Lemme grab my crowbar, a bag and a pen and paper so I can leave a note letting them know how to actually spell 'junkie.'"
Co-workers are the worst. As if they aren't bad enough, the equipment at work breaks down, forcing you to interact with them for help. Life is a cruel, endless circle that never gets us where we want to go, much like this cart's wheels.
They could have left the ticket, and that would have been enough to ruin their day. But they went the extra mile by wishing this evil upon them. For anyone who thinks parking police are the devil, you owe the devil an apology for such an unfair comparison.