Hell is different for everyone. For Giada de Laurentiis, it's having to pronounce "mozzarella" the correct way. For Guy Fierri it's having to wear your sunglasses on the right side of your head. Scary!
TFW a Grammar Nazi stops you for your misuse of "there." Then you get asked to show your Grammar Papers. And then you kind of freaked out because you don't want to be Grammar Interrogated by the Grammar Gestapo.
This question begets more questions. Do you have to enter the amount of calories of a booger into your food journal? How many steps does it take to work one off? What kind of protein content are we looking at here?