Well, this saltiness wasn’t that necessary. People just love babies, and two babies is even better. If she’s trying to avoid attention, this is not the way to go about it. People will be staring even more because she just attached two big signs to her kids.
Yes, I’m sure Taylor wrote them all just for you. But then again, Taylor does seem to act like a entitled little teenager who doesn’t take much responsibility. See, I would say that Adele writes songs about my life because I’ll be forever alone.
Oh, you don’t want to mess with this dad. He looks like a beast. Actually with that beard, he looks more like one of the Duck Dynasty brothers. If that’s the case, you definitely don’t want to mess with a conservative redneck father.
Hey, princesses have to poop too. Do you think Kate Middleton’s undies are always spick and span? Everyone has their bad days. Certainly, Princess Charlotte has skid marks in her underwear. Well, that’s because she’s a baby.