Kids are also taught that beautiful is better. For them, anyone ugly is a monster. Or in this case, anyone ugly should be forced to wear rocks. You better keep them away from anyone who is not up to their beauty standards to avoid any further embarrassment.
I think he needs Santa to explain why cable can't be on the list this year. If he hears it from you, he isn't going to care. You better call someone to come dressed up like Santa and come have a little chat with your son. That should end that request once and for all.
Well, since you asked, it's a lazy eye. But, it becomes a crazy eye if you don't study and do your homework like you are supposed to. You don't want to see what happens when the crazy eye comes out. I promise.
I would have kept this up for a little while. I would have told the kid a whole story about how he became a robot and that they had to keep quiet because if the robot heard him talking about him, he would turn him into a robot too. It's always good to scare your kids. Especially in public places.