As summer continues to scorch in its final month, people are rushing to get in their last days at the beach. We all want that great summer base coat for when fall rolls around. But, those who don’t have the time to hit the beach, there’s always spray tanning. That’s what happened to 17-year-old Imogen Silversides here. She read somewhere that the “perfect way” to apply a fake tan was to use a paint roller. Well, it clearly didn’t work out well for her.
Spray-tanning can ruin both men and women. As seen here with this Irish Dancing with the Stars contestant, Hughie Maughan. Maybe the judges were so distracted by his awful spray tan that they didn’t even notice his subpar dance moves.
This isn’t a list of just awful fake-tans, but awful real-tans as well. This poor guy needs some new friends. He should also fall asleep with sunscreen on. So, when his friends do draw a peen on his back with some SPF, he’ll already be covered.
How does this even happen? It looks like his torso has been basking in the sun all summer, while his legs look like they’ve been locked in his mom’s basement playing Dungeons & Dragons. I’m so confused.
My word. This guy’s torso is so white it looks like he’s pulling his skin and not the very white insides of his pockets. Well, maybe it’s a good thing he didn’t tan his torso this summer. Those moles look suspicious.
As much as I love those elaborate strappy one-piece bathing suits, this is their major flaw. They’re just not practical to wear. That is, unless you want someone to try to play Connect Four across your back.
Earlier this month, 18-year-old Alicia Bettsworth made the mistake of smearing three layers of this self-tanner on herself. Well, she ended up being housebound for a week after this. Her baby is like, "WTF you're not my mom!"
But the biggest tanning faux pas of the summer probably has to go to New Jersey governor Chris Christie. While we don’t know if he got burned or not, he burned a lot of residents in his home state. He decided to soak up the sun on Island Beach, while he booted all the other residents from the area.