"Your honor, as you can see my mugshot shirt of myself is faded. I had to commit a new crime to get an updated photo for my new one."
You wearing your doggie's face on a shirt is dorky and cute. Your doggie wearing your face on a shirt makes belly rubs creepy.
"Mom, when I grow up, I want to be the world's tallest structure from 1889 to 1929. Also, a fireman."
There's no news like news on news programs covering news programs. When the left has commentary on the right having commentary on the left, that's when you know it's secretly true love.
Proud, shameless self promotion. The only way it could be better is if Nimoy was wearing a Spock smock.
If you squint you can see another pair of ear earrings on the ear earrings on her ears. It's a perfectly matches with her hands gloves and feet shoes.
"What'll you order?"
"I'll have a large with tiny Supremes, tiny Hawaiians, tiny Pestos, and tiny Meat Lovers, please. Oh, and can you add some extra Extra Cheese on it, too?"
If you're going to do this, have full commitment. Paint the other side and the back, too!
So if the sign says "Wrong Way" but the "Wrong Way" sign looks wrong, that means the wrong way is actually right, right? WRONG!
Ohhhhh, so adorable! There is nothing more meta for a pug than for it to step into tiny versions of himself.
Correction: There is nothing more meta than a pug wearing an outfit that make it look like it is eating an version of itself whole.
Having enough extra money to get a vanity plate yet not having enough creativity to think of something less literal. Can you imagine it? It's like a plot from a bad Twilight Zone episode.
"I just want a tattoo that is clearly labeled what is. However, if you choose a hard to read font so strangers can stare at my meaty forearm, that'd be great."
The story of crowdfunding crowdfunded enough money to have it told. It's not a joke, you can watch the entire film online.
Happiness isn't fame. Happiness isn't fortune. Happiness... apparently doesn't seem to be a T-shirt of your happier faces either.