What are objects but what we make of them? One woman's feminine hygiene product is another person's bath toy. So don't be so quick to call something a "tampon" or "disgusting" or "are you sure your kid should be playing with that?"
Either that sofa is eating that kid or that kid is turning into a sofa. Either way...it's nightmare fuel. You can't unsee the horror.
As impressive as this sight is, what's more impressive is that pizza on the counter that remains untouched. How is that kid not devouring it? I mean...the willpower!
Breaking the rules? Go big or go home. Oh wait, you already are at home? Never mind.
"Okay, I know what this looks like. But just hear me out. There's a really good reason for all of this. Hear me out, okay?"
"I'm feeling a little tired. I think I'm just going to crash. Literally."
There are no limits to what the imagination can come up with! Unless you have a limited imagination. Then you're kind of screwed.
This could go one of two ways. Either the kid loves cross dressing or he wants to be a pirate. Or both. Maybe he wants to be a cross-dressing pirate? That would be bad ass.
A lady knows to always pack a snack. You never know when you'll get hungry. This kind of thinking ahead will take this young girl far in life!
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. And the kid doesn't fall asleep too far from the Cheetos. They're so cute when they're napping.
Also their face is covered in a chemically created cheese-like dust!
Sometimes you just need to vent to someone. And if there's nobody around, an actual vent will do. Nothing beats venting to a vent!
"I don't do anything gentle. When I go for it, I go for it. I'm all in when it comes to love!"
Here's how to win at Hide and Go Seek: Find a hiding spot that's physically impossible to get into. Defy physics to get into that spot. Nobody will find you ever.
We would all be so #blessed to find this kind of love. This shit is the real deal. Ladies, settle for nothing less!
We wish we could live our lives with the confidence of this kid. It's better to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission. And that extends to snorkling in a public fountain.