Let’s not even get started on how Millennials aren’t getting married...but because of this, they’re not buying diamonds, and the ones who are getting married nowadays are buying - gasp - rubies! And emeralds! And sapphires! For shame!
Stores like Macy’s and Nordstrom are taking a real hit here, since Millennials are either now shopping online or they’re just being greedy little cheapskates and hoarding all of their money for themselves.
Those #triggered snowflakes don’t even know how to have fun anymore. They aren’t taking vacations because they don’t want to be seen as “replaceable” or “complacent” because of the “difficult workforce” after that little “recession” that happened.
Millennials aren’t eating at TGI Friday’s anymore - instead they’re flocking to quick-service restaurants like Chipotle so they can get their food fast, race home and complain to their roommates (their parents) about corporate America, man.
Oh look, those lazy Millennials can’t even be bothered to pour themselves a bowl of cereal anymore! Instead, they’re turning to convenient breakfasts they can eat on-the-go while en route to those 9-5 jobs that they don’t have.
Millennials have even ruined the best meal of the day: brunch.
Back in the good ol’ days you could just wait for 10 minutes, eat your damn meal in peace and then leave. But nowadays, these whippersnappers have made brunch into some sort of “lifestyle” where they’ve gotta Instagram every minute of their meal. It’s a travesty and at this rate it’s a wonder how anything good is left in this world at all!