You read the reviews. You looked at all the pictures. Then you get to the hotel and it looks like something out of a horror movie. This is the last time you will try to save money when booking a hotel. Or not. Traveling with the kids is expensive!
You spent so much time putting sunscreen on the kids, that you forgot to put some on yourself. Now you are burnt to a crisp but you are not even allowed to be in pain. You have too many kids to deal with.
How do you relax when you and your whole family are all sleeping in one room? Between the baby crying all night and your husband snoring, this is certainly not a good night's rest. You are going to need a vacation from this vacation.
Your kids are running up and down the aisles and you are getting a whole lot of dirty looks. Then one kid won't stop kicking the seat of the person in front of them and your daughter won't stop saying, "Mom" on repeat. You better order a Bloody Mary when the flight attendant comes by if you know what is good for you.
And as if people didn't hate you enough, then your baby starts screaming. And screaming and screaming and screaming. You've locked yourself in the tiny plane bathroom, but you are going to have to come out of there at some point.
You spent thousands of dollars to take off of work and travel with the entire family. Then what do you get the whole time? "Are we there yet?" "I'm bored!" "I don't want to!" "I'm tired!" "I want to go home!"
You can't pee, get dressed or take a picture with your husband without someone ruining it. If you want to have anything nice with your partner, you guys need to get a babysitter and go away. Go far, far away.
You can hold it in, but they certainly cannot. So it doesn't matter where you are on the road, you better pull over. And be warned: Kids will only tell you that they need to go potty when it's almost too late.