What a delicious little half pint. Just make sure we keep the pints away from him. But dad, feel free to drink up. I'm sure you need it.
Holy adorable significant other Batman! This is seriously the cutest. I hope Catwoman doesn't get too jealous.
You can't have your burger without a Coke and you can't have your Coke without a burger. Well, you could but it would be so boring. You quench my thirst, baby!
This makes me happy, when skies are gray. Can someone please hand me a tissue. Please? Please! Please don't take my sunshine away!
You know that he would be lost without Jan. Like literally lost. So please return him back to his owner. I mean wife.
Oh wow, I think my heart just melted. These T-shirts are almost as adorable as the couple themselves. #relationshipgoals.
Better than a New York slice. Better than a Chicago slice. This little slice is the best slice in town.
You thought the original was good. This remix is fire! It's annoying sometimes and really expensive but you love the remix anyway.
You are killing me! You don't sleep. You need food every five seconds. You cry and you scream all day. But, I can't stop loving you.
Whether you fill my tall glass of water, or you fill my sippy cup, you fill my cup. And there would be no juice without water. And water wouldn't be the same without juice.
Hey dude, who do you think is making her crazy!? I'll give you one guess. Also did you ever think that maybe she is running from you?
These dudes are the cutest gamers in town. What I would do to give player 2 a little smush! How does player 1 even concentrate with that little guy around?
Good thing that little dude can't read yet. If there is a curse word on the baby's shirt, but the baby can't read, was there even a curse word at all? I'm going with no.
Don't just be a burger, be a combo! A burger without fries is sad and lonely. Burger + Fries = BFF forever.
There is nothing scary about these two bears. And there is nothing cuter than these two shirts. Papa and baby bear are too much to bear!