You’ve gotta give it to Hooters - this is really clever. Valentine’s Day really sucks if you’ve recently been broken up with, so why not get some free boneless wings and a shredding spree as a consolation prize? Everybody loves shreddin' stuff!
Even if this one’s pretty mean, you’ve gotta give Erin Gloria Ryan credit for thinking of this third-degree burn. We can only hope that her ex actually saw the tweet and fully appreciated the burn as well.
What do you even do in this situation? If you accept her friend request, then that’s super awkward, but if you deny it then you’ll just look like a huge asshole who denied a little old lady’s Facebook friend request.
Yup, just keep ‘em all there, so you know exactly where they are and you can avoid them all like the plague. In fact, if they could all just stay there and never come back to regular society, then that’d be great.
Anyone who’s ever Facebook-stalked their ex knows this problem well:
You’re creepily looking through your ex’s photos on your phone and you accidentally hit the “like” button. Your eyes then get really wide and you scream “DELETE DELETE DELETE” while you pray that your ex didn’t get the notification.