Are you sometimes a dumb-dumb? Do you make decisions that haven't been thought out using logic and reason?

It's okay. We've all been there. (Well, not me, but that's because I'm cool AF.)

Here are some pictures celebrating those times where we (and by "we" I mean "everybody but me cause I'm cool") maybe didn't really consider the consequences to our actions. Think on them. (Again...not me. You.)

What is he doing wrong? Is it:

A) You shouldn't wear red while working on electrical wires?

B) Never put a ladder over IKEA furniture?

C) Never think you're "Better Than" gravity and physics?

If you guessed "C," you're right. I would have also accepted "B." It is considered VERY rude to put a ladder over IKEA furniture in Swedish culture. Learn about cultural differences, brah.

What is Dean doing wrong here? Is it a poor stance? Is he not keeping his eye on the ball?

Nope. This dumb idiot is about to crack his buddy in the back of the nards.

Classic Dean.

Is there a better way that he could have transported this mattress? One that didn't involve risking his life?

Yes. There is a better way. Guys, next time ask me. I would have told you to just tie it down. 

I know things.

One ladder is good. Two ladders is bad. I know this, because I am VERY COOL. Is this man very cool? 

Judging by the dual ladders, I'd probably say no.

If there is one thing that my coolness has taught me, it is that you shouldn't chainsaw your nards. I don't think this guy is as cool as me. That is probably why he is chainsawing his nards.

I get it. It's hard comparing yourself to me.

When he cuts through the branch, do you think that:

A) Everyone (including Mother) will come out and of the forest and tell him what a good job he has done?

B) The branch will fall to the ground, but he will stay in the air, levitating?

C) He will fall to the forest floor and hurt himself?

If you answered "C" you are... wrong. It's "B", because if you look closely at the picture you can see that he is a forest elf. And forest elves can levitate. 

You know what sparks do to plastic bags? They melt them. Have you every had a plastic bag melt on your eye? 

I haven't, but I intuitively know that it hurts. I know that because I'm cool.

This is a bad idea. I wish he was cooler, so that he could know that. Unfortunately for him, there is only so much coolness to go around, and I got most of it.

I'm the coolest.

Much like the previous picture, this is also a bad idea. But it's less of a bad idea, because he's not standing on fragile glass. So he is a little bit cool.

But if you think he is as cool as me, you are a dumb idiot.

Paulie started his own Crossfit. He said it was like normal Crossfit, but better, because Paulie likes to "push it to the limit." 

Paulie is now being sued by a bunch of people.

Hey guys! If you're going to risk your lives to show the world your "art," how about making it so that your "art" doesn't suck?

Seriously, your tags look like a bunch of clouds. 

Cloud art graffiti is not worth dying over. 

I'd like to say that these guys aren't cool, but I can't. I mean look at that blue and white muscle shirt. You have to be VERY cool to pull that off.
And he is PULLING IT OFF!

Here's how this is going to go down.

He's going to start driving, and the straps are going to go round and round and slowly squeeze the four wheeler until it is destroyed. 

Then the mobster who he was delivering the four wheeler to is going to find out and then this uncool sorry sack is going to have to escape to Mexico, spending the rest of his life in fear of a mob hit man just around the corner.

Guys... actions have consequences.

You know what is not cool? Alcohol. Seriously, don't drink it! Or you'll end up at home stabbing your wall with your phone charger. 

Walls can't charge phones! You're going to have a dead phone, you idiot! 

Dead phones aren't cool.