Are you sometimes a dumb-dumb? Do you make decisions that haven't been thought out using logic and reason?
It's okay. We've all been there. (Well, not me, but that's because I'm cool AF.)
Here are some pictures celebrating those times where we (and by "we" I mean "everybody but me cause I'm cool") maybe didn't really consider the consequences to our actions. Think on them. (Again...not me. You.)
He's going to start driving, and the straps are going to go round and round and slowly squeeze the four wheeler until it is destroyed.
Then the mobster who he was delivering the four wheeler to is going to find out and then this uncool sorry sack is going to have to escape to Mexico, spending the rest of his life in fear of a mob hit man just around the corner.