Well, in this guy’s defense, this doesn’t look like a concert with a big well-known performer. It’s probably a Phish cover band and they are on a twenty-minute guitar tangent. Therefore, he is allowed to lay down.
I can’t tell if this post is a joke or if it is meant to be serious. Really, if she is in the market for selling used panties she shouldn’t have washed them or sprayed them with Febreeze. She would have made more money selling them dirty.
I’m pretty sure that if you are on house arrest that means that you are confined to the home. Though you can sometimes go to your place of work. I really doubt that her job is getting a tan at the beach.
As a huge fan of Masterchef, I’ve come to love Gordon Ramsay’s outbursts. I’ve also realized one thing; some of the mean comments Gordon says in the kitchen can be applied to the bedroom. For example, “This platter completely sums up your performance across the last 60 minutes … a bloody mess. What a shame!”