Well, what do you expect from a group of booksellers? It's not like a bookstore is a busy place to work anymore. In fact, it's amazing to me that there are still people who work in book stores. Do we even have stores that sell books? What is a book?
With the game Office Safari, you can turn your coworkers into their favorite animals! Watch Ann from accounting morph into a elephant right before your eyes! Do you think Carl from HR looks like a hippo? Well, now you can prove it! You'll never be bored on a slow day in the office again. Well, you will be but at least you'll have something to do.
Who knew that a few binder clips could easily become a work of art? Just be careful because these things can pinch your fingers off. Then you'll have to fill out an incident report and I don't think HR is going to buy it. You can't collect workers comp due to a binder clip accident.
Yes, every real estate office needs the Solar System Rubber Band Guy. He gets paid per planet and it takes him about two weeks per planet depending on the size of the planet. We are not sure how it is related to real estate, but he seems happy and who are we to take that away from him?
It someone suffers from severe OCD, this is the perfect job for them. They can spend endless hours arranging one carrot at a time and no one will think that they are crazy. They will think that they are just really passionate about fruits and vegetables.
The hair sculptures must be the most entertaining thing about being a hairdresser. That and all the cooky customers that spill their guts every time they get their haircut. Why do we think that our hair dressers are therapists and doctors? She doesn't want to hear about your ingrown hair or your messy divorce, I promise!
Your boss better beware because he has some competition. Milton the cockroach is large and in charge. Or just in charge. Look, a cockroach may be small, but they can do some serious damage and instill some major fear despite their size. Talk about a Napoleon complex.
Hello milady. Please walk on my cardboard drawbridge to cross the fake alligator infested moat. Inside you will find the prince who is really bored at work and needs to start looking for a new job because this is not what adults should be doing with their lives. This is what we call, "rock bottom."
Hello, my name is Sparkles and I'll be your doggie doctor today. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Did you get that or do you need me to repeat that? I said, 'woof, woof, woof, woof'. So you have about six months to live and that is why. Did you get that?
When you are picking up dead flies and making them sing and dance, you should be worried. Like really worried. Please tell me you are looking for a new job and please tell me that you frequently wash your hands. Don't they carry the plague or something?
Next Friday is "Walking Dead Day" and the week after that they are going for a "Flintstone Day." I already know I'd like to work here. Who cares what they pay, I'm going to start looking for my Wilma costume.