This selfie dad set out to show us how ridiculous selfies can be. And this guy is really committed. Tattoos? Check! Bandana shirt? Check! Nose ring? Check! Artwork on the wall? Check! Hilarious dad? Check!
You love to play dress up with your dad, but this is ridiculous. First he drops you off dressed as War Boy from Mad Max: Fury Road. Then what is next? Anakin Skywalker? Freddy Krueger? Save it for Halloween, please!
You left for school, but you left your room a mess and mom isn't having it. When you left for school, your parents decided that they were free from you. They are not cleaning up after you anymore. Got it?
And with this, I would move away for the rest of my life, never to see my family again. Ever. This is traumatizing. Also, you are a horrible person for having your mom touch your laundry if you are jizzing into your socks. Shame on you!