When you have a sister, everything is a race. Who can get to the front seat first. Who gets the best seat at the dinner table. Who picks what movie they want to watch first. Who can get into the shower first. You don't even want to shower, but you want to beat your sister and shower first.
Only an older sister will bite you until you agree to go into a haunted house with her. That haunted house scarred you for life. Living with a sister hurts. It's dangerous and scary but you wouldn't have it any other way.
After a few beatings, you learn to stay out of their closet. Well, you don't really stay out. You just learn what time they will be home so you can return their clothes so they will never know that you wore them. As long as you don't post any pictures in their clothes, they will never ever know.
You spend your whole life trying to be as cool as your sister. You want their approval on everything you do. And when they finally give it to you, the birds start chirping, the rainbow appears and the tears start streaming. Cue the orchestra!
La la la la la. Nothing to see here. Just sitting on your bed. Minding my own business. Man, your bed is super comfortable. Did you know that. Hmmmmm. What are you up to? I'm not up to anything bad at all. Just sitting here and relaxing. You?
Yes she is my sister. Yes we look a lot alike. Yes I am the older one. Yes she is funnier than me. Yes she is smarter than me. Yes she has more friends than me. Yes it's annoying to have a sister that is funnier, smarter and more popular than you. Anything else you want to rub in?
Your sister will go for the jugular. She will talk to you in ways that no one else would ever speak to you. But, at the end of the day, they love you. Just grow up a little and all this will get a little easier. Having a sister: It's the best and it's the worst and it gets better.