If you have a pool coffin, the priest has to call which of the six graves it's supposed to be going into. If he misses and it goes into a different grave, it doesn't count. It may sound odd, but that's the rule.
If you use this coffin, be sure to tell your loved ones about the secret code. Once you're inside, have them press Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start. That way you get to come out of the coffin, because you get unlimited lives.
Unfortunately, smoking is something that might make you need one of these sooner than you'd like. But if you feel like paying tribute to your habit, you can be buried in a coffin like this. Although if you're really into smoking, wouldn't you prefer to get cremated?
This is the perfect coffin for someone who loved Law & Order and CSI and always wished they could be on it. But not as an actor with actual lines. If being a motionless body on a cop show was your dream, this is the coffin for you.
Next time you see a DJ at a party, check to see if their table is actually a coffin. For all we know, Deadmau5 might not be the original Deadmau5. He might be resting in peace underneath the turntables.
A Tupperware coffins will keep your body nice and fresh. But only if they remember to burp all the corners first. And even though it is Tupperware, it's probably best if you're stored in the ground instead of in the fridge.
If you bury someone in this coffin, make sure there's not giants living in your area. Specifically hungry giants with a particular desire for food fresh from the farm. Things could end up going horribly wrong.
The PBR coffin is the perfect way to go, especially if you're a beer-loving hipster. Sure, you could also go with a coffin that comes from a craft brewery, but that would probably be a bit pricey. So why not go with a coffin worthy of a blue ribbon?
This is the perfect coffin for any lover of the cookie-caramel candy bar. The only problem is you have to find a second person who loves it just as much, and who also happens to die at the exact same time. That part can be a bit tricky.