"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair tail."
Disney wanted to go with this for Tangled but it was deemed too high concept. It's true. Don't correct me.
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Some people have a knack for DIY projects. Some people don't. Then there's this guy, who's got life completely figured out.
If only they gave us this option in 4th grade. AKA the year EVERYONE had to learn the recorder. AKA the year of "Hot Crossed Buns."
A headband and a scarf? But what did she do with the other 3,148,901,324,893,248,109 feet of her CVS receipt? I'll be here all week!
"A great internet list can change lives." —Gandhi*
*You can't blame us for trying.**
**Okay maybe you can.
Something tells me that Paul doesn't work for a rubber band factory. Or a planetarium, for that matter. Paul, what are you doing?
What a well-trained dog. He knows how to sit, stay, and destroy homework. What a good boy.
Poop has never looked more delicious. There's a sentence I never thought I'd write. I have a degree and everything, guys.
Just take a couple of seconds out of the minutiae of life to appreciate this dog that looks just like William H. Macy.
It's okay, I'll wait.
See? Wasn't that nice?
The sign-maker was immediately carried out of the building like Rudy in the end of Rudy. His story will live in infamy. Truly an inspiration to us all.
Man, aquariums sure are different since I was a kid. It just goes to show you. I'm not sure WHAT it shows me, but it sure does go to show me.
It was quite the eventful week for George Brownridge. In more ways that one. Oh, to be George Brownridge.
Ever hear of performance-enhancing memes? Of course you haven't. That's not a thing. Why would that be a thing?
Things that we expected:
1) Anything but this.2) ???????????????3) Seriously, what's going on here?
I can't even be bothered to make myself a business card. Meanwhile, this guy has an "I'm tall" card. Only one of us is living our best lives.