Coca-Cola Executive: "We need more subversive ways to let people know our product is better than Pepsi. Any ideas?"
Advertising Expert: "I... have a plan."
Taco Bell Executive: "We need more subversive ways to let people know our product is better than Chick-fil-A. Any ideas?"
Taco Bell Executive: "Wait, weren't you just at Coca-Cola?"
Advertising Expert: "I get around."
Bender is known in Futurama for being a petty thief. If you kept him in your pocket, what did you think would happen? These figures are becoming more and more accurate.
It's so appropriate how the "Done" button is right next to the phone in the mirror. You got busted. And you are, indeed, now done.
Kids cause so many hilarious moments. Other peoples' kids, I mean. When they're yours, you have to clean up the mess, which isn't funny at all.
"I know! We'll just hid the candy at the top of the fridge. There's no way she can get up there!"
*Toddler overhears this and chalks up her palms.*
Why would he do this? According to that look on his face, he's not sure. He was just compelled to as if by animal instinct.
Scientists have said that your dogs' guilty looks don't mean what you think they do. Except this one, of course. That guilty look is exactly what it appears to be.
Socks had mysteriously gone missing. They eventually found the culprit.
"Et tu, Brute? I knew we shouldn't have named you 'Brute.'"
"Playing in the mud? Who, me? No, of course not. What on Earth gave you that idea?"
"Oh, uh... hi. So, this is awkward. I know this guilty look on my face might look bad, but did you know scientists say it doesn't mean what you think it means?"
"What, you think I'm annoying them? They love it! Don't you, Whiskers? [Whispering menacingly to Whiskers] Tell them you love it or so help me I'll give you a reason to act miserable."
This doggo was caught red handed. And by "red," I mean orange. And by "handed," I mean "faced."
Ever wonder what your dogs dream about? Many folks have their theories. But if these last two images prove anything, corn-based cheese-oriented snacks are what dance through their adorable minds.
This guy offered to clean the house for "husband points" while his wife was out of town. So he hired a maid but didn't check her work. If you're gonna be lazy, don't be lazy about being lazy.