You don't own several individual bras. You own one massive clump of bras tangled in your dresser drawer. Much like love bugs, if you ever separate them apart, they will die. You will end up with random cups and straps, but no complete bras.
It's like you're wearing an adult training bra. The only thing your bra does is strap 'em in and squish 'em down. Thanks, Victoria's Secret. We totally want to look flat chested. That's exactly the look we're going for!
Nothing in life is guaranteed. Except for the fact that if you wear a strapless bra, you're going to keep on pulling it up all night. It's almost as if they're afraid of your boobs and are trying to run away.
Padded bras have so much cushion you could use them as an airbag in an emergency. They're like going from 0 to 60, but with your boobs. You'd think that bra companies are just trolling you by adding that much padding, but honestly, you're kind of grateful for it?
You have a bra that makes your boobs look the best they've ever looked. But you can never show that bra to another living soul. Because you will be laughed at and run out of town. It completely defeats the point of making your boobs look that good.
The woman at Victoria's Secret will be the first one to tell you that you're wearing the wrong bra size. And when she helps you find the right bra size, that's uncomfortable and the wrong bra size too. But if you stick to your O.G. bra and wrong bra size, you won't get felt up by a Victoria's Secret employee.
Visible bra straps are the bane of your existence. You could even have visible bra straps when wearing a turtleneck. But hey, visable bra straps are in, right? Oh, what's that? They're not in? They're never in? Shit.
Is the point of them just to have an extra layer of fabric between you and your shirt? Because seriously, they're useless otherwise. If anyone could please tell us what they're there for, that would be great.