Oh, pizza rat. This cute little vermin won over the internet two years ago when he was seeing wrestling with this slice of cheese pizza on a NYC subway. You may also find me wrestling with a slice of pizza on the ground in a NYC subway on Friday night.
An apple a day… I guess he’s trying to make up for not eating an apple every day for the past year. Is this the orangutan version of chubby bunny? By the looks of this guy, he could fit an entire orchard in that trap of his.
Why are little things eating little things so stinking cute? On a completely unrelated note, that should be the portion of pasta that I should eat. Instead I can probably finish off a toilet bowl’s worth of chicken Alfredo.