She seriously can’t even put one foot in front of the other to push the stroller? She put more work into making that kid than she is currently doing raising it. SMH.

Hey, it’s still serving its purpose. Maybe this guy needed the door slightly more ajar than what the door stopper allowed. What’s laziness but the abbreviated version of a task? What’s the abbreviated version of “Hold the Door?”

Hodor. RIP fam. 

This is some serious bologna. They couldn’t even include all of the ingredients to make that cake. Where are the eggs? Where’s the milk?

Most females have done something like this. I’ve done this with peephole shoes. I’d only paint the two toes sticking out of the peephole to create the desired look.

As glorious as this product is, sadly it doesn’t exist. It was just used in a commercial to celebrate Burger King’s 50th anniversary in Puerto Rico. I know, my dreams are crushed too.

This is my life in a nutshell. The only difference is that I feel like I deserve the sleep after a full day of doing the bare minimum. And I sleep like a baby.

It actually takes more effort to avoid biting that part than it would have been just to remove the sticker. What? Was that sticker glued on with superglue? Could you not pry it off with all your might?

Lady, you’re already making a bad decision. You’re already at Burger King. You’re already doing it. You could at least let your body burn the few calories it would be STANDING THE F**K UP!

You know what? You can’t even be mad at this person. Have you ever tried putting up Christmas lights? It’s a goddamn nightmare. This way, it looks like a decorative hornet’s nest.

I hope this place is in Seattle, cause then they would be closed all the time. This is seriously my dream job. If I owned this place though, on top of rainy days, it would be closed during my period, during my hangovers, during my breakups, and during naptime. It would only be open about 10 days a year, pretty much.

This one has got to take the cake for all-time laziness. It’s not even one of those rolls that you have to pop out of the holder. You literally pull it right off. It takes more effort to try to get that roll to stick out on the edge of the empty one.

Cats are the laziest and most self-involved creatures in the world. But with that red light, you can trick them into doing anything. Well, not anything. Pretty much only this. If it was a dog, you could train it to bring you the remote.

Yeah, cause bringing your hand to your mouth is just so exhausting, Sir. He also doesn’t look really into the concert he’s watching. By the look of the sparse crowd, I’m going to guess this is Three Doors Down.

No, sir. Don’t get up. It’s only the house I grew up in and raised my own children in. It’s only everything that I ever loved and cherished going up in flames. I’m so glad to see my tax dollars are going to good use.