When you give someone the flowers on the left, it could be a great way to start a relationship. When you give someone the flowers on the right, it will scare them away and give them nightmares for the next several months.
The obvious problem here is that this chair is way too small for an adult. The secondary problem is that the chair is only intended to be used by one gender. Sorry, girls, you'll have to find another way to get comfy, because this chair is boys only!
If you look at these pajamas from far away, they look fairly innocuous. But when you get up close, they may make you not want to wear pajamas again. Mostly because it shows that people have more fun when they're not wearing any PJs at all.
Autocorrect can cause a lot of problems, even when ordering cakes. So if someone asks for a blind girl on their cake, perhaps clarify before making it. Same thing goes for people who ask for a bland girl or a blond grill.
Like the song says, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...but then they see I keep milkshakes in a flat, square tupperware container. Then they think I'm a crazy person and leave my yard as fast as possible."